The Day The Cosmos Fell

Erudition

"Molten Cheese Tart! You are in charge of disarming the planet's lookouts with your charm!"
"Gray Bean Paste! You will be in charge of breaching the planet's line of defense!"
"Salty Rimeplume! Bring us the head of the planet's leader!"
"My lord, what are you going to do!"
"I shall pretend to be an adorable kitten to befuddle these stupid humans!"

That day, the Cosmos remembered... the terror of being ruled by them.